Slamta Claws

Full-length
📅 2017
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Track listing

# Title Length
1
Jolly Old Saint Dickolas
03:37
2
Punch a Queer for August Ames
03:35
3
Super Mutant Santa Claus
03:43
4
The Slam.S.N.B.C. Holiday Special
03:52
5
Jingle Bell Slam
02:59
6
Mass Slaughtering Buzzfeed Reporters and Sending Their Amputated Genitals to Their Families in Holiday Gift Baskets
03:08
7
Shooting a Dozen Canadian Liberals with a White Plasma Rifle to Reduce Them to a Large Stream of Semen and Then Forcing Chad Kroeger Through It Slip 'n Slide Style
04:46
8
Ass Raped by Hulk Hogan on a Crashing Airplane
05:05
9
Santa Claus Sticking a Four Inch Piece of PVC Pipe in His Prolapsed Asshole and Fitting It Through the Floor of His Sleigh So He Can Discharge Rancid Fecaliths at Deadly Speeds and Rates of Up to 600
03:04
10
A Pack of Polar Yao Guais Disemboweling and Devouring the Frozen Corpses of an Eskimo Family
02:03
11
Getting Sloppy Toppy from a Salvation Army GILF at a K-Mart Christmas Sale
03:03
12
Wrapping the Christmas Tree in the Entrails of a Glowing One to Create a Putrid Luminescent Display
02:22
13
Raping a Fatass Feminazi with a Sharpened Candy Cane
02:42
14
Detonating a Mini Nuke in a Weeaboo's Rectum
03:36
15
A Group of Nasty North Pole Elf Sluts Caught in the Middle of a Magical Bukakke Where Several Talking Snowman Shoot Eggnog from Their Carrot Penises onto Their Faces
05:07