Santa Claus Sticking a Four Inch Piece of PVC Pipe in His Prolapsed Asshole and Fitting It Through the Floor of His Sleigh So He Can Discharge Rancid Fecaliths at Deadly Speeds and Rates of Up to 600 Lyrics

by Gutsnagged
Album: Slamta Claws 
Soaring through the skies late on Christmas Eve

Santa stops at Taco Bell for a bite to eat

As he flies into California his ass begins to stream

So Santa drops his trousers and prepares to shit into the streets

He inserts a piece of PVC to narrow his fecal discharge

Two tons of compressed shit then begin to blast

Into crowds of Clinton supporting protesting libtards

Shards of fecalith violently spray from his ass

Like a minigun it fires at such high speeds

Roaring across the sky as crowds of SJWs bleed

Fecaliths act like bullets as they shred apart his victims

Blasting open skulls and scattering dismembered limbs