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As I roll through K Mart on my holiday shopping spree

Approaching me is one of those queers from the commie-ass buzzfeed

He then interrogates me about my rebel pride shirt

So I put a 357 round right up into his skirt

I torture him to the point of telling me all that he knows

I put the gun in his mouth and then force him to blow

I pull the trigger then put a round through his fucking head

What a relief it is that another commie is dead

He leaked his headquarters so that is where I'm heading now

Dozens of communists are going to die right now

I load my Ar-15 up with 30 fucking rounds

As I unload a dozen buzzfeeders fall to the ground

Once they're all dead I take my pocket knife into my hand

I amputate their genitals and then proceed to send

Their tiny balls and weiners to their commie families

And then I go back home and continue my shopping spree