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Working my shift one evening at Santa's workshop

One of my fat whiny coworkers whines about the wage gap

The wage gap don't exist and she begins to yell at me

So I wait til after work for her to come out of the factory

I push her fat ass over and roll her into a dark corner

As she autisticly screeches I pull out my candy cane and stab her

The sharpened end plunges deep into her crotch

As she screams about the patriarchy I muffle her with my cock

Eifel Towered by myself and my sharpened candy cane

Her mouth drools around my tiny elf dick as her crotch forms a blood stain

I stab her fifty times and then leave her for dead

These whiny ass third wave feminists fill my heart with dread

The snow covers her remains and she's never found again

But nobody here missed her and her obnoxious bitching

Everyone is happy and we move on with the holidays

Fuck your dumb opinions and remember that feminism's gay