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Thank you Canada for all that you've given us

Like your bullshit political opinions and Nickelback

In fact I think your libtard country really fucking sucks

From all your Sanders brown-nosers to your feminist sluts

I load up my white hot plasma rifle and open fire

Your bodies reduced to a pile of white goo befor my very eyes

Chad Kroeger sits here tied up there's nothing he can do

watching as his libtard friends all fucking die

I kick him in the back and through your gooey remains he slips

I laugh as he is covered in the aritifial seminal filth

He hits several rocks as he slides down the hill

Every bone in his body snapping

There he lies mangled and rotting at the bottom of the hill