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My wife has bitched at me for weeks to prepare a Christmas tree

It sits there undecorated but looks just fine to me

But she demands and so I must go out this evening

With me I take my Gauss rifle, it's time to go hunting

I find a large pack of feral ghouls near a run down mall

I unload on the pack and their bodies begin to fall

Out of the midst of all of them a bright green light appears

Within it is the pack leader, mutated for several years

Every inch of his body glows with radiation

Which he uses to revive his pack to all of my frustrations

This won't stop me however as I gun them all back down

Then blow this glowing one's head off with a .500 magnum round

Now before his carcass I take out my bowie knife

To extract his glowing entrails to bring home to my wife

She was quite disgusted as I wrapped the Christmas tree

A bright green glowing display for the family to see