Getting Sloppy Toppy from a Salvation Army GILF at a K-Mart Christmas Sale Lyrics


It's a shame I'm too impoverished to buy my family gifts

So I take off for a handout at all the local thrifts

Once I take half of their shit I head off to K-Mart

I notice something really nice as I grab my shopping kart

A gorgeous curvy women with a bell enticing me

I figure her to be about the age of 63

Sitting with a money bucket her beauty ain't faded

Maybe she can help out this man who's so jaded

I ask her a favor and sneak her to an alley

I get her on her knees and then begins to blow me

Slobbing on my knob it gives me so much pleasure

When out of her mouth my dick pulls her dentures

Now she begins to suck on my dick with no teeth

Slobbering and choking she can hardly breath

As I cum she gurgles my filthy load at last

She's not moving I think she may have had a heart attack