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Super mutant children all across the Wasteland

Await Christmas day dancing hand in hand

But who will deliver their presents today?

Super Mutant Santa Claus with his flesh-crafted Sleigh

Soaring through the sky with eight flying radstags

Giving the kids presents in big leather bags

A huge sleigh made from the bodies of commies

Sending those gay punks crying to their mommies

He takes hunks of meat and gives them as gifts

Through corpses of enemies his big green hand sifts

With a 20mm machine gun he blows commies to bits

Then fucks all their bitches and nuts on their tits

He delivers the produce so don't be a giant cunt

Or when you meet Super Mutant Santa Claus it won't be fun