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Jingle bell, jingle bell

Jingle bell slam

Pringles cans chime

In pringle can time

Stabbing and gutting

A dozen stupid whores

Behind locked closed doors

As we await Saint Nick this glorious holiday

I'm on a murder spree that consumes me day by day

From every commie to every stuck up feminist bitch

I hack them open and then throw them in a snowy ditch

My gory deeds and actions make Christmas a little better

The appendages of the inferior I will now sever

And throw about the trees to behave as a gory wreath

Jingle Bell Slam is the lifestyle that I choose to lead