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I just finished jacking off and went to check the Facebook news

But this time however I was not at all amused

The LGBT killed a pornstar, to all of our dismay

Why do these liberals cause problems just because their gay

Take my cousin Mearl for instance

He's a queer but voted Trump

But these whiny liberal pussies

Are worth less than my fecal dump

They whine and bitch and cry about everything every day

Acting like the world's against them just because they're gay

But listen closely cause this right here is what I've got to say

Fuck you stupid communists, this is queer-punching day

Punching every queer that's forced their sexuality down people's throats

Punching them left and right, punching them day and night

This could've been avoided but you pushed it way too far

And now because of you we mourn the death of a pornstar