METALLICA To Headline Revolver's Fake Awards Show

Revolver Magazine has just announced that Metallica will be headlining the Golden God's Awards Show at the Nokia theater in Los Angeles, CA. This will be the fifth awards show and the first to feature Metallica performing. Chris Jericho will be hosting again *yawn* and there will be performances by Metallica, Five Finger Death Punch, Anthrax, Stone Sour, Dillinger Escape Plan and Halestorm.

You gotta wonder how many awards Revolver will have to give Metallica to get them to show up? Expect The Gauntlet to crash it again with our 3 year old VIP Pass and report on the nights events live with 100% color commentary.

As usually there is online voting, but that doesn't matter as the winners are predetermined.

The Nominees for 2013 (don't worry, we'll announce the winners ahead of time):

<b>Best Drummer:</b>
Abe Cunningham - Deftones
Arejay - Halestorm
Gene Hoglan - testament/Dethklok
Mario Duplantier - Gojira
Neil Peart - Rush
Roy Mayorga - Stone Sour

<b>Best Guitarist</b>:
Alex Lifeson - Rush
Brendon Small - Dethklok
John 5 - Rob Zombie
Kim Thayil - Soundgarden
Misha Mansoor - Periphery
Stephen Carpenter - Deftones

<b>Best Bassist</b>:
Geddy Lee - Rush
Jason Newsted - newsted
Lemmy Kilmister - Motorhead
Rex Brown - Kill Devil Hill
Sergio Vega - Deftones
Steve harris - Iron Maiden

<b>Most Metal Athelete</b>:
CJ Wilson - who cares
Clay Guida
Geoff Rowley
Tanner Faust
Triple H
Tom Crabtree

<b>Best New talent:</b>
Device
Ghost
Kvelertak
Miss May I
Of Mice And Men
Young Guns

<b>Comeback of the year</b>:
Aerosmith
Quicksand
Refused
Soundgarden
Tenacious D
the Darkness

<b>Live Band</b>:
Five Finger Death Punch
Anthrax
Lamb Of God
Hatebreed
Slipknot
Volbeat

<b>Album of the year</b>:
Gojira
Halestorm
Marilyn Manson
Stone Sour
Soundgarden
Deftones

<b>Song of the Year</b>:
Bunch of shit bands

I'm pretty sure that in addition to Metallica, Ghost and Rush will be performing.