RAMMSTEIN's Been A Bad Boy, Now A Russian Politician Wants To Punish Them

Russia recently enacted a new set of laws banning the discussion and promotion of homosexuality in St. Petersburg. And of course when we hear about homosexuality, the first band that comes to mind is German industrial rockers Rammstein. United Russia deputy Vitaly Milonov wants to use the new law to spank the collective arses of Rammstein following their recent St. Petersburg performance in which keyboardist Flake bent over and frontman Till slapped his ass. "During their recent concert in Saint-Petersburg, this group showed lecherous actions onstage," said Vitaly Milonov. "Keep in mind that adolescents could have come to this concert". "After the law is signed by the Governor, I'll appeal to the Prosecution office, asking them to prosecute the musicians," he added. Milonov also said that in The USA, Rammstein had already been brought to court for the same lechery, receiving 6 months probation and $10,000 fine. We all know that Vitaly is just jealous that he's not part of one of the greatest metal bands ever so to help him out, we made him the 7th member of Rammstein. (see photo) If you want to see what all the fuss is about, be sure to get your tickets to see Rammstein live in the U.S. Rammstein Made In Germany 1995-2011 North American Tour Dates April 20 Ft. Lauderdale, FL BankAtlantic Center 21 Tampa, FL St. Pete Times Forum 23 Atlanta, GA Philips Arena 25 Baltimore, MD 1st Marina Arena 26 Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center 28 Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum 29 Worcester, MA DCU Center May 1 Montreal, QC Bell Centre 3 Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena 4 Chicago, IL Allstate Arena 6 Detroit, MI The Palace of Auburn Hills 8 Minneapolis, MN Target Center 10 Winnipeg, MB MTS Centre 13 Vancouver, BC Rogers Arena 14 Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome 17 Anaheim, CA Honda Center 18 Glendale, AZ Jobing.com Arena 20 Denver, CO Denver Coliseum 22 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center 24 San Antonio, TX AT&T Center 25 Houston, TX Toyota Center