CBS has signed a deal with Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst to star in a new sitcom. In the half-hour project, currently known as 'Douchebag', Durst will star as a "rock legend" trying to juggle his family and his famous-person lifestyle. Hopefully with Durst busy ruining primetime, metallers can rest knowing no new Limp Bizkit album or failed tours will be in the works.