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Solomon Fingers, son of the Goldfish King

Heir of Chubby Chamber, was born a prodigy

"One day when you grow up boy, you'll cover this whole town with your Farts

You'll be the king, but the throne will not wait so patiently until then..."

Solomon Fingers, son of the Goldfish King

Heir of Chubby Chamber, was born a prodigy

Solomon sought the amulet and knew what he must do with it

See, to harness the Fart, one has to seek the cheese... Fromunda

Fromunda was once known to render entire villages defenseless, weeping from the noxious fumes

Solomon Fingers got that amulet just in time, literally as Fromunda farted its way through town

Farting out farts and farting x7

Really gassing up the place when the amulet began to glow yellow, cracking open into a big ass boiled egg,

And hopping into Solomon's mouth, producing the largest, nastiest farts ever smelt, ever dealt

Solomon Fingers really grew up to be a big ol' turd burglar