77 Myths of Venerable Magik

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📅 2022
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Track listing

# Title Length
1
Cara Neir - I Hate Black Metal...or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt
01:54
2
Cara Neir - Doesn't Matter What You Call Yourself, You're Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)
01:31
3
Cara Neir - How to Get Signed
00:57
4
Cara Neir - Social Media Death Metal
02:58
5
Cara Neir - I'm Pretty Cool Myself
00:27
6
Cara Neir - Jump the Heck Up
01:45
7
Cara Neir - Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival
00:45
8
Cara Neir - Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers
03:26
9
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in this Magik Night
01:09
10
Infernal Legions of Mordor - My Elf Ears Melted in My Car
00:05
11
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based upon Their Cover Art
02:22
12
Infernal Legions of Mordor - At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band
00:06
13
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos
00:06
14
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Don't Tempt Me Frodo!
00:04
15
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative
00:34
16
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Venom Enema
00:03
17
Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Frozen One Awaits
00:04
18
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Beefcakes Without Borders
00:05
19
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Nothing More Punk than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery
00:05
20
Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
00:08
21
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Mamma's Selling a Line 6
00:03
22
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Professor Snape, the World's Favorite Incel
00:03
23
Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Gate of No Return
00:03
24
Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Noise Gate of No Return
00:04
25
Infernal Legions of Mordor - My Former Life as a Poser
00:04
26
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
00:03
27
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Diesel Boner
00:05
28
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??
00:05
29
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Tormented and Coerced into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb
00:21
30
Infernal Legions of Mordor - How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel
00:06
31
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Freebasing Cringe
00:03
32
Infernal Legions of Mordor - I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective
00:07
33
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell
00:12
34
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Catfishing Viper
00:03
35
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cognitive Ball Therapy
00:03
36
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Researching the Legality of Cannibalism
00:07
37
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn
00:06
38
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record from My Own City
00:12
39
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula
00:09
40
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, "You Ever Heard Behemoth?"
00:09
41
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Buying a Gun from the Drummer of Savatage
00:05
42
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Having a Random Encounter with Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest
02:10
43
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
00:04
44
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Okay Give Me That Guitar It's Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
00:06
45
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds, Pt. 2)
00:10
46
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records
00:11
47
Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other than, Y'Know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band
00:04
48
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends from My Anus
00:07
49
Infernal Legions of Mordor - And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size
00:05
50
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Punishing EDM Kids with Neil Young
00:04
51
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don't Know What Else to Do with Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
00:06
52
Infernal Legions of Mordor - You'll Cowards Won't Even Play in Standard Tuning
00:05
53
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Todopoderoso Steals Riffs from Kombat (How Dare They Play an Open E)
00:05
54
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Ancient Sword of the Meth King
00:04
55
Infernal Legions of Mordor - I'm Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win
00:06
56
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Successfully Cyberbullied a Child
00:04
57
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker
01:33
58
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with A "K")?
00:03
59
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Aerosmith by Choice
00:02
60
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project with Dungeon Synth Interludes Just like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
00:10
61
Infernal Legions of Mordor - That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn't About Kombat
00:06
62
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Jackhammer Dildo
00:04
63
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties
00:08
64
Infernal Legions of Mordor - An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys
00:02
65
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know Its Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn't Enough of a Giveaway?)
00:07
66
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle
00:04
67
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Larry Is Bald
00:04
68
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cum Ghost
00:03
69
Infernal Legions of Mordor - The House That Beef Built
00:03
70
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists
00:06
71
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics
00:06
72
Infernal Legions of Mordor - A Snake with a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole
00:05
73
Infernal Legions of Mordor - I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting upon Car Batteries
00:07
74
Infernal Legions of Mordor - A Group of Three (3) or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a "Pawn Shop"
00:11
75
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home
00:10
76
Infernal Legions of Mordor - If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook
00:26
77
Infernal Legions of Mordor - Eno-Pilled
01:09
78
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