Emma Watson (Harry Potter) to team up with Marilyn Manson for Cinderella remake

Harry Potter starlet, Emma Watson [Hermione Grainger], is reportedly hooking up with former shock rocker Marilyn Manson. The duo will join forces for a goth remake of the classic Cinderella. Watson is said to be portraying the role of a princess in the project being penned by bloated rocker Manson. Emma has publicly stated that she has no "burning desire" to continue acting, but would if a project she felt strong enough about came up. Apparently, Marilyn has the goods.

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