I don't know how it happened but I made a small mistake The outcome was enormous as I went and burned the cake I went around the edges and I broke off burny bits I looked at it in horror and I said “Oh Shit!” I turned away I don't know why A tin not greased and gas set high Good will cannot be recouped Christmas ruined, Party Pooped The gravy was all lumpy and the turkey turned out dry Sprouts as hard as golf balls and a frozen mince pie Potatoes burned and frazzled, carrots turned to goo Wine as warm as coffee. What we gonna do? It's not all bad, it could be worse No need for doc, no need for nurse Thank the Lord for Cuppa Soup Christmas ruined, Party Pooped