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My invention is a breakthrough

Neural connections

Neural connections it can alter

The test subject is you

But I haven't told you yet

While she sleeps

So peacefully

I'm testing

I'm tweaking

My sophisticated machine

So lovingly

It's just a harmless experiment

I chose to do without her consent

And if I'm in for an unexpected twist

That's what it takes to be a neuroscientist!

She once said to me

That I loved science

More than her,

Poor thing

She's gorgeous

But there's no denying

This fight she cannot win

While she sleeps

So peacefully

I'm testing

I'm tweaking

My sophisticated machine

So lovingly

It's just a harmless experiment

I chose to do without her consent

And if I'm in for an unexpected twist

That's what it takes to be a neuroscientist!