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On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,

"12 Silver crosses";

"11 Black mascaras";

"10 Pairs of platforms";

"9 Tattered t-shirts";

"8 Pentagrams";

"7 Leather jackets";

"6 Cans of hairspray";

"5 Skull earrings";

"4 Quarts of Jack";

"3 Studded belts";

"2 Pairs of spandex pants";

"And a tattoo of Ozzy!";