Bigfoot (Ruler of the Shire) Lyrics


Park Guide:  "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Yellowstone Park.  Walk in line, hold tight onto your cameras and get ready to explore this magical shire."

Welcome to the Yellowstone Park

We are back - we don't remember what we've done

On the mountains...

From the East to the West

We gotta ride this barren land

Moose and bisons...

No matter what they say everyday

The Bigfoot is hidin'

Through leaves and preys

He glares away

To keep his camp

The Bigfoot is weaving

The Bigfoot is coming

The mighty giant's ready for the big ol' blues

Park Guide: "... and now you can see the Bigfoot fallin' on the strangers!"

No! We can't stop his rollin'

Can't stop his fallin'

Can't stop this biggie dirty wonderful friend!

Everyday here we stand

Brimstone is so hot

Scorching...

From the East to the West

Beware the raging hairy beast

Growling...

Bigfoot: "Terror Rises!

I will devour... you!

Terrorize you!

Now crawl!

Oh, take your measly lives makes me laugh and laugh!"

No matter what they say everyday

The Bigfoot is huntin'

He glares away

Through leaves and preys

To keep his camp

The Bigfoot is weaving

The Bigfoot is coming

The mighty giant's tired of these sad losers

No!

We can't stop his roarin'!

We can't stop him!

We can't stop this biggie dirty troublesome friend!

Oooooh

We have to run!

Bigfoot: "... Flesh!

I will devour... you!

Terror rises !

Thrash!

Oh, tasting your juicy bones makes me drool and burp!

YOU SHALL NOT LAST!"