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I'm hopping on the last train to nowhere

I've been riding this train all my days

And too my surprise the train to nowhere

hasn't taken me anyplace

I'm not really sure where I'm headed

I just kindof wind up there

But I can give a description of the bridges I have burned

That have led me to this thoroughfare

I'm hopping on the last train to nowhere

I've been on the road for so long

Soaking up all the fun from all the somewheres that I can

Cause nowhere is where I belong

Every now and then I meet a friendly face

Someone to share my company

They always get off at one stop or the next

No one wants to go nowhere with me

I've been sleeping in this boxcar for sometime

My head's all trapped in a daze

This track is a rollercoaster

And the map to myself is a maze

All I got's my purse and mirror

But I hate to look at my face

I want to jump into the moonlit river and disappear without a trace

I meet the porter at the station

He says who or whatever you are, you have to pay

But I don't have any money

I drank and smoked it all away

He disappeared before my very eyes

The conductor drove the train without a head

The engine was on fire and all the passengers were dead

Now the eyes of the law are on me

But I didn't kill nobody I swear

I just stare out the window

Riding on the train to nowhere

Riding on the train to nowhere and I don't even care

Riding on the train to nowhere, I don't even feel despair