The world is on fire Sex, Sex, Sex - it feeds the pyre Times like these demand no more Than carneous lust and lots of porn The politicians and the mob All they need is a sloppy blowjob Global violence has gone too far So let's make porn, never, ever, war Happiness appears just once in a while You should try doing it doggystyle Concerned about where's your money gone? Just relax with a rusty trombone This stressful world where nothing is fine Wind down with an Alaskan pipeline