You piss the hell out of me When I drink my booze A fucking brewmaster Graduated from Google Just wanna gorge my burger in peace But you keep blabbering A fucking chef who was taught By Jamie Oliver on TV Don’t wanna hear a fuck About the wine you’ve never tasted Don’t wanna hear a fuck About your wikipedia’s wits Just wanna smoke my cigarette No Cuban cigars bullshit, please! I’ll drink my coffee and won’t notice Rose-like floral or chocolate notes You are a damned boring Mock-up motherfucker Fuck you!