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When I first met you, I though "she's young

And stupid, she'd go out with me"

Then, then you did, after my surprise I took you

'Round to meet the guys

From the look in their eyes, I could tell they

Weren't impressed, more like horrified

They took me aside and explained it all to me

How love was truly blind

When I saw your face

I didn't see a trout, filling up with doubt!

When I saw your face

It was then I realized that leaving it was out!

When I saw your face

It was then I realized you're lookin' like a trout!

When I saw your face

It was then I realized that leaving it,

Leaving it was out

We've gotta do something about your face...

It's not that I'm vain, I'd just like a girl

Who doesn't look in pain

It might not be strange to walk you down

The street without people chucking change

When I saw your face

Ooh, there's gonna be blood and lots of screaming

When I saw your face

We're gonna need a bucket because of all the bleeding

When I saw your face

Ooh, there's so much blood, yeah, there's lotsa screaming

When I saw your face

We're gonna need a bucket, we're gonna need

We're gonna need a bucket for the blood