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We are number one!

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery

This is going down in history

If you wanna be a Villain Number One

You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around

Be careful not to make a sound

Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I just found

When I say go, be ready to throw

Go!

Let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

Ha ha ha

What are you doing!?