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Lady, please Take my hand

I have strong and steady grip

Let me take You with me

To my humble pirate ship

We will sit Down between

Crates with rum and turpentine

Will you be Here with me

Will you be my valentine?

Have no fear for sea devil

You’re my damsel in distress

We will sail into sunset

Then it’s time to undress

Orlop deck is waiting for us

Down below the waterline

I will be with you forever

I’m your underwater valentine

Take a look At my hook

Bought it on a pirate sale

Lost my arm In a fight

With a giant killer whale

We can do What we want

Anchor up and sail away

We can watch a TV show

In my humble pirate bay

Have no fear for sea devil

You’re my damsel in distress

We will sail into sunset

Then it’s time to undress

Orlop deck is waiting for us

Down below the waterline

I will be with you forever

I’m your underwater valentine

Lady please, Not the neck

You have strong and steady grip

I will stay away from you

And your gorgeous pirate ship

Took my hook Told me to

Throw myself over the rail

Now I sleep With my arm

Deep inside a killer whale

Have no fear for sea devil,

Whales - that’s your final test

First it eats your handless body

Then it’s time to digest

You are sleeping with my treasure

Down below the waterline

I will haunt you forever.

I’m your underwater valentine