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Little Johnny's all fucked up

he’s got the heavy metal stare

we open up his bedroom door

he's floating in the air

Somethings wrong with this kid

It's devils music and booze

Always dressed in black

With his fuck you attitude

We joined the Facebook group for help

The kids gone in way deeper

screaming in the basement all day

Smoking tonnes of reefer

He told us if the fridge is not stocked up

He'll plan the attack

Whips out his Ouija board

Swears johnny's never coming back

All he does is drink all day

smoke his bong, and scream

The blood of Christ and holy water

only burns his spleen

Father Pat wants ten grand

up front, he doesn't care

We went on the dark web, seen the ad

Exorcist for beer

Exorcist for beer

Exorcism on a budget

By Christ I'm compelled

holy water starts crashing in

and man it burns like hell

The exorcist comes in

Mom kneels down and starts her bawling

Dad pulls out his bread

The demon comes out crawling

We got this guy from Haiti

with voodoo dolls and blades

Johnny spit right in his eyes

Pulled out ace of spades

The blood of Christ did no good

Holy water stung his spleen

all he did was get on stage

with exorcist and scream

the voodoo guy conjures out

The beast, puts up a fight

Little Johnny and lucifer

Scream out for more bud light

Exorcism on a budget

Forget his fucking spleen

Holy water and the blood of Christ

Evokes an evil scream

This prick we got from Haiti

Couldn't exercise the beast

Johnny kicked him in the dick

and cranked up Judas Priest

The crazy Haiti voodoo guy

couldn’t take it any further

last thing that we heard

Johnny was touring with

Black Dahlia Murder!

Exorcist for Beer