My whole life I’ve never had a glimmer of hope Going nowhere down a slippery slope Everyone against me, that’s my reality Bloated carcass in the street that’s my destiny I just can’t seem to break free No matter what I do I’m always fucked Doomed before I start, I’m shit out of luck Never get ahead, I can never catch a break Mistakes are the only thing I make Lemme tell you, If it’s not one thing, it’s two others Failure hanging over me, I’m smothered It’ll be the death of me, I know I’m cursed If my clogged arteries don’t kill me first Everything I try- Uphill battle Probably until I die- Always a hassle Lookin’ pretty bleak- Uphill battle I’m up shit creek- Without a paddle Under attack like I have a target on my back There’s a train coming and I’m tied to the tracks Take a walk in my shoes, you can’t take the abuse When it rains it pours, that’s my excuse