Stubborn old, worthless hag
Simply had nothing to give
I couldn't stand your eternal nag
You didn't deserve to live
So I went to the stove and took a pork knife
And stabbed it into your head
Buried you in the fruit cellar
I was glad 'cause I thought you were dead
But the maggots didn't feast on your body
You didn't get moldy as I thought
And still I can hear that nag in my head
You were supposed to rot
Supposed to rot
Now she haunts me, day and night
A haunting I can't forget
The deed was a coldblooded homicide
A murder I regret
But still she's the same old hag
And still my life has turned the same
Isn't there anything to set me free
From this wicked pain?