I'm the one who made the Kessel Run in less than 12 fucking parsecs, you piece of filth The Jedi Council cannot defeat Mola Ram He'll rip their hearts out and eat them Point five past lightspeed Captain Han Solo, he's too pimp to be a Jedi batard Master of the bullwhip, blaster at his side He's in love with Luke's sister, fucking Sabbac shark Imperial Navy dropout, bloodstripes down his sides