CGI Jedi Lyrics


1977 was the greatest year ever for one reason

1997 was the worst year ever for one fucking reason

It's Star Wars, not Toy Story

It's sci-fi, not kids movies

Special Edition sucks

Episode I sucks

Episode II sucks

Episode III sucks

It's Star Wars, not Toy Story

Hollywood punks sell out

Holy Trilogy sanctity sold out

Science fiction action violence replaced by this CGI shit

Made-on-a-Mac cartoon movies taking over celluloid film