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It’s the splatter that matters

When you’re makin’ love

Not whisking her away

On the wings of a dove…

Yeah, pushin’ the cushion

Is great fun, indeed

But it comes to an end

With the splatter of the seed…

It’s the splatter that matters

When you make a kill

Not the amount

Of blood that you spill…

Yeah, blood on the floor

That’s kinda neat –

But blood on the walls

Is what I like to see…

It’s the splatter that matters

It’s easy to see

If you’re making her squirm

Or watching her bleed…

It’s the splatter that matters

But don’t forget the meat

The bones and the choppin’

They’re also pretty neat!