Bathrooms Rule Lyrics


Do ya wanna do some crack?

Or do ya wanna drop some logs?

Would you rather pick your nose?

Do ya prefer to house the hog?

The bathroom is a holy place

You can wack off without disgrace

no one knows if you're in there

If you grow a tail in your underwear

It's a place where you can think

Project chunks in the sink

So many things to do in there

You can't see me so I don't care

BATHROOMS RULE!!!