Do ya wanna do some crack? Or do ya wanna drop some logs? Would you rather pick your nose? Do ya prefer to house the hog? The bathroom is a holy place You can wack off without disgrace no one knows if you're in there If you grow a tail in your underwear It's a place where you can think Project chunks in the sink So many things to do in there You can't see me so I don't care BATHROOMS RULE!!!