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Do ya wanna do some crack?

Or do ya wanna dump some logs?

Would ya rather pick yer nose?

Do ya prefer ta house the hog?

The bathroom is a holy place

You can wack off without  disgrace

No one knows if you're in there

If you grow a tail in yer underwear

It's a place where you can think

Project chunks in the sink

So many things to do in there

You can't see me so I don't care

Bathrooms rule!