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Joe's the best around

He'll do anything for a pound

Joe kisses their arse

He kneels down at their feet

Joes never wants to go home

To work, it's his only role

Joe kisses their arse

Joe kneels down at their feet

Joe's a fucker

Joe's a sucker

But he'll never understand

That eh'll never be as rich as them

'Cause

Joe's a fucker

Joe's a sucker