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American heartthrob, he is perfection,

Baywatch body over living endoskeleton,

King of Germany, Modern day gladiator,

You can't be saved, No one survives the Hoffinator.

Six foot four of muscle and steel,

If God don't get ya then the Hoffinator will.

Straight from the 80s, Sent to kill,

If God don't get ya then the Hoffinator will.

Standing top a black firebird, a cyborg monolith,

Guitars echo through the night, vaporwave sky starts to drift,

Thunder cracks and lightning strikes, spelling out his name,

There is only one Hoffinator, long may he reign.

Six foot four of muscle and steel,

If God don't get ya then the Hoffinator will.

Straight from the 80s, Sent to kill,

If God don't get ya then the Hoffinator will.