Joyride Lyrics


-89 chevy van

Bald patch and california tan

Patrolling the high school area

Causing parental hysteria

A capable abductor

Disguised as an instructor

On the night of prom

Unleashing his inner predator

Stalking upon lonely maidens

Emphasizing virgins

Driven by a lust for blood

Sniff this tissue and I'll drag you along the mud

The joyride is about to begin

Get in the back and I'll give you a spin

The things you'll experience with me

Will anew you, I guarantee

Stalking upon lonely maidens

Emphasizing virgins

Driven by a lust for blood

Sniff this tissue and I'll drag you along the mud

The joyride is about to begin

Get in the back and I'll give you a spin

The things you'll experience with me

Will anew you, I guarantee

Cuffed to a dentist chair

Legs spread apart in the air

Cold metal entering downstairs

Then a squealing sound and gore everywhere

Enjoy my beaver-drill

Making your juices spill

Prepare yourself for a sight to see

And let me a cunt mutilator to be

Herculean cock, mammothian balls

Spreading your vaginal walls

Ramming the hymen and ripping your lips

I am too much for these kids

You think pulverized muff was something?

Anal annihilation shall make you sing

Sexual mutilation is fun

Only crying women make me cum

I ejaculate when the girl is bloody and done

Don't tell me I'm the only one

I ejaculate when the girl is bloody and done

Don't tell me I'm the only one

Sexual mutilation is fun

Only crying women make me cum

I ejaculate when the girl is bloody and done

Don't tell me I'm the only one

I ejaculate when the girl is bloody and done

Don't tell me I'm the only one

I ejaculate when the girl is bloody and done

Don't tell me I'm the only one