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Roadkills and dead chicas

My very own recipe for awesome pizzas

A gas station and a roadside restaurant

What a better way for a family holiday to start

Grand voyager stops and kids scream

Daddy we want pizza and fucking ice cream

Family steps in and I start to serve

Don't worry we have some fine meat in our reserve

This pizza is made with mommas recipe

Analfucked carcass and shemale testicle

Boy telling dad that it's total crap

What the fuck did you say you spoiled little brat

I drag the crying kid to the kitchen

To the hot pot he goes with a dead pidgeon

Flavoured with maiden shit and lavendel

A little scum like you is expendable

As those steaming delicacies get to the table

Rest of the family seems so grateful

Thank god you got rid of that freak

When it comes to taste he was truly unique