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Fuck all the rumors. They ain't true!

I seen him last night, just one of the few.

Many people searched all across the land.

But I saw him in the store.

He said, "Give me a pack of Camels man."

Elvis ain't dead! He's alive!

The king is alive I cry and cry!

"You ain't nothing but a hound dog," he said to me.

Then in my pants I almost peed.

Said he is coming back in a rage.

Going be kickin' ass on the stage.

Elvis ain't dead! He's alive!

The king is alive I cry and cry!