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The three balled man has come to his end

I have lost one of my best friend

Either the lord will take his balls or get him circumcised

But it really don’t matter cause his dick was baby size

Ooooh yeah yeah

Guess fucking what, what he did decide

He killed his balls so they died

He also got another punishment

Which I cannot say cause it’s explicit content

You are so stupid

It’s like slapping god across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift

You are so unsuited

You had a force and you chose to take it away

And to make this story even worse

He got circumcised by a fucking nurse

Now he’s threatened to be killed

He made an escape plan so he could goooooooo!

He left the fucking village

And got a new identity

His new name is now John!

I swear I’ll throw that ass in a pond

 You are so stupid

It’s like slapping god across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift

You are so unsuited

You had a force and you chose to take it away

He traveled back in time

To the year 69

To get his fucking force back

And scratch his ballsack

And to make this story even worse

He got circumcised by a fucking nurse

Now he’s threatened to be killed

He made an escape plan so he could goooooooo!

This is a bridge

This is a briiiiidgeeeah!!