I woke up from a weird dream
I just wanted to scream
The man’s 3 balls are growing
I, the lord have saved mankind
I stabbed the dragons eyes, now he’s blind
Rescue the population from Mr 3balls wrath
You must walk on this wicked path
Ooh yeah he’s immortal
Just open the portal
To the man with the three balls
Alright, how is that even possible
The man with 3 nuts is chasing us all
It’s apparently not impossible
He is the man with the three baaaaaaaaalls!!
The man with the boner of steel
Has traded it for a meal
I will strike him with my ancient sword
Oh yeah he’s immortal
Just open the portal
To the man with the three balls
Alright, how is that even possible
The man with 3 nuts is chasing us all
It’s apparently not impossible
He is the man with the three baaaaaaaaalls!!
I’m the man, the man who’s got the three testicles
It really fucking tickles
I can help you find the boner of steel
I know where it is
It’s hidden under the seven seas
Don’t forget to eat your peas!
Three, three three fuckin balls
The great lord of the temple calls
Four four four fucking eyes
So you can see when he’s coming for you!
Oooh, my man I’m talking to you
I’m in a trap I need to get rescued
I’m dying I’m dying, so please give me a call
Or give me one of your three balls
He’s in a battle
In the woods of Seattle
He’s not doing well
For him it’s only hell
He lost one of his balls
He tears down the walls
His personality falls
Yeahhhhhhhhh
Poor mr three balled maaaaaaaan!
He sold his testicle to a afghan
He’s no longer impossible
He can’t chase us anymore at all
It’s now very possible
That he only has 2 balls
But wait now here!
Something has happened
The dragon donated his ball!!!!
Alright, how is that even possible
The man with 3 nuts is chasing us all
It’s apparently not impossible
He is the man with the three baaaaaaaaalls!!
He is the man with the three balls
He is the man with the three balls
He is the man with the three balls!!!
