The Ballad of Vargskelethor Joel Lyrics


Joey why do your bits suck ass

so long that they make your stream Crash

(Y'think thats funny boy?

No, I don't know Engelsk. I only know Sveädish)

10-hour long Streams

they Infect my Dreams

[ uh no they don't haha OBS :) ]

Only YOU could Do this Fuckin Shit

to Everyone, Including Me

Start the stream at 1:00 AM

end it at 12:00 in the Morning (afternoon)

Let me Tell ya something, Brother,

Me and Randy Savage,

we're gonna come to your fuckin house,

we're gonna Cook your Ass

We're gonna whoop yo ass, boy

I'm Hulk Hogan. That's Randy Savage,

Over there in the corner

is Stone cold Steve-muthafuckin-Austin

(Joel) Oh no its the vauwl!

Shut the fuck up, that happened in the 1980s or 90s

(joey) No, it happened Yesterday :)

Ummm, isn't the Vocalist supposed to sing Vocals here?

Who the fuck is the vocalist

If your feelings are Numb

and your Emotions are Null,

your name might just be Vargskelethor Joel (x2)

(joely) WHY are you making an entire

song about me? Leave me the fuk alone!)

What's your fuckin problem man?

why is this song so goddamn Bland?

10-hour Desert Bus Stream

With simpleflips!?

That is the Problem with this!

(Joelskele) Shoutouts to Simpleflips

Chat's full of Kappa and VargBlind emotes

(Chat) Joey, Please make a Stream

dedicated to punching Emos!

Joey Put us Back in the

Cornflakes Mic!

(skelathor) OK guys, Here you go, in the Cornflakes zone!

Oh No! I got Cornflakes on me Meecrofõne!!!

Click on this Porn Link, Joey!

Joey did you see? did you see?

YES I FUCKING SAW!!!!!

Click on this Hyperlink Joey! Definitely not a Virus!

Joey when's windows destruction with Miley Sirus?

(Jo's house.exe) Just for you guys

being little pieces of Shit,

No more Windows Destruction!!!

If your feelings are Numb

and your Emotions are Null,

your name might just be Vargskelethor Joel (x2)

If you wanna give up, and wanna say Goodbye,

Send a Giant fucking Rocket Into the Sky (END)