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Hello all,

I am Arnold Schwarzenegger

And I will provide vocals for this

Ensemble of Noise, Nyaugh.

You may ask,

"What are your Prime Directives?"

I am no fucking RoboCop!

My Prime Directives are as Follows:

Shit, Piss, Cum, and finally,

YAAUÜŲGGH

I need your Clothes,

Your Boots, and

Your Motorcycle

Oh, Finally! It's getting Interesting!

The theme song from Terminator 1,

Released in the year of our lord 1984

*Unintelligent Caveman moans*

A song about The Terminator!

How fucking Badass!

Ok, here we Go

Riding with John Connor

On my Motorcycle

Escape from the

Semi truck, driven

By my Brother

Just Nearly escaped

Going underground

Can't kill the T-1000

Bullets just Bounce

Hasta la Vista, Baby

NYAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGRGRRHHRHHHH!!!!!!!

Get away from

The T-1000

As fast as you can!

John Connor

You are the

President

Of the World, Nyaugh

Your mother,

Sarah Conner

Is fucking Dead

I'll be back!

I'll be back!

I gotta take

A RoboPiss!!

I am, Terminator!

I will, Sing this Song!

I am Terminator

I am Arnold man

I am made of steel

I have just Pissed my pants

Nyaugh

T! 800! NYAUGHHYGHARGH