Last year I took a summer vacation in Iraq without any reason Shortly after I arrived in Baghdad I noticed it was mating season I took a stroll across the old bazaar where the asphalt was hot and steaming When without warning a woman caught my eye, lord I thought I was dreaming Dark hair and I swear I had tears in my eyes Desert hoe with a camel toe what a pleasant surprise She's my suicide bombshell My Arabian belle Hot and highly explosive She'll blow your ass straight to hell She asked for my name and why I came to this cursed land She invited me to her place so I said yeash and she grabbed my hand At home she took of her chador and I expected to see lingerie But instead of a bra and thong she wore a belt packed with TNT For this view I was not prepared She just smiled and said don't be scared I love Allah and I live for jihad But tonight you shall be my stud Tomorrow I'll fulfill my destiny Right in front of the US embassy I fell asleep after we were done When I woke up I saw that she was gone She left a note on the bed that said When you read this, babe, I'm already dead She's my suicide bombshell Who made my pants swell She never got to know me But she knew Saddam well Bomb Shell From Hell