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They say that God created the earth in seven days

Creation's crowning glory is the human race

However, we don't care, 'cause we're totally aware

That the Devil runs this place

We lead a life of sin and promiscuity

We piss on the doctrine of Christianity

Our everlovin' dicks were made to please the chicks

From Vienna to the Baltic Sea

Carnal desire

Vice and dissolution

It's the Devil's work

And our contribution

Our balls are swinging gently in the summer breeze

Let's party nude with midgets and with amputees

We have a sexy time with ladies past their prime

Their sagging tits we like to squeeze

A blooming ass tulip is our favorite flower

Taking turns on your turd cutler by the flour

Performing oral sex to test your gag reflex

And take a roman shower

Just let us get this straight, the time to celebrate is now

Carnal desire

Vice and dissolution

It's the devil's work

And our contribution

Raising denial

Disgust and confusion

It's the Devil's work

And our contribution