Archer's Penthouse Lyrics


What’s that floating, fluttering in the bottle?

Let’s see if we can sign up too

I think it’s time for me to leave

To find a place where the dark forces aren’t closing in

Archer’s penthouse

Playmate of the month baby!

The news is such a drag

Try something more

Healthy typical teenage pursuits

Same old typical teenage crowd

This is the real freedomland

History is bunk

The secret ingredient...money

It’s a costume party

Throw a toga on and join the bash

Let me introduce you to some of the girls

An unlimited supply of everything

As for girls, I’ve got closets-full!

Won’t their fathers get mad?

They’re expendable girls

I can replace it all in two seconds

Exchange for my soul

My time is up tonight

The last one to see him alive

Who is to say?

He isn’t a typical teenager

That thing fluttering in the bottle

Let’s see if we can sign up too

I think it’s time for me to leave

To find a place where the dark forces aren’t closing in

Let me introduce you to some of the girls

An unlimited supply of everything

As for girls, I’ve got closets-full!

Won’t their fathers get mad?

They’re expendable girls

I can replace it all in two seconds

Exchange for that thing fluttering in the bottle

My time is up tonight

Who is to say?

This is the real freedomland

History is bunk

The secret ingredient...money

It’s a costume party

Throw a toga on and join the bash

Let me introduce you to some of the girls

It’s a costume party

Throw a toga on and join the bash

Let me introduce you to some of the girls