JRTOG Lyrics

Album: JRTOG

JRTOG

I'm 5 grams in with 14 to play

13 years til I leave this place

This whole life is 1 choice away

and we're gonna fucking rule this space

We hit the gate

we're 4 beers in

Lost in Paradise

Before 8 AM

2 birdies and 6 half shots

Dude its just a half shot

it's not even a real shot

Foot wedge, Noonan, Be The Ball

Mulligans, Winter Rules For All

Avoid the traps

Keep your head down

Stay Relaxed

I tee off instead of being teed off

I'm all shroomed up

I'm in the zone

The Biggest Big Bertha's

Cranking and Spanking

I'm gonna bring this trophy home

The gate opens up and shuts at our back

DUI GOLF CART

They're only gonna catch us if I'm not laughing

DUI GOLF CART

If we were the same age we'd be dead

DUI GOLF CART

Living it up cause getting old sucks

DUI GOLF CART

JRTOG