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sauce

I like a mustard based barbecue sauce

use it on everything

drink it through a straw

sauce

apprentice become master

lord of the scoville scale

I like my sauces hot

I win where others fail

my taste buds suffer greatly

I do not feel the pain

I've tried a million sauces

this one is insane

apply the last dab

turn up intensity

your mouth may feel like fire

embrace insanity

the sauce is inside me

blood turns to barbecue

inside me tension growing

spewing my sauce on you