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Make the doorways wider

extend the range of my car seat

you must change for me

I have overgrown

from eating too much meat

run for cover

or you'll get smothered

feed the beasts their feast before they eat each other

every grill is going Kingsford coals are glowing

eating meat off the stick blessed are the thicc

eat more

mastication by unholy hordes

eat more

picknick tables are splitting boards

eat more

massive families are getting their fill

eat more

obese demons devouring the kill

blessed are the thicc