There's a Reason You're Single Lyrics


AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ripping out the eye lids

To see what is true

Enchanting alduterous

Your life is through

Sharpening the blade

Intent to rupture skin

Covering up her mouth

As we get stuck in

Disposing of the body

Through clever means

Stuffing under floor boards

Spraying with mister sheen

Disinfecting evidence

Disregarding remains

Into the soup bowl

Consuming her brains

Ripping out the eye lids

To see what is true

Enchanting alduterous

Your life is through

Sharpening the blade

Intent to rupture skin

Covering up her mouth

As we get stuck in

OH!!

Clutch

Her

Neck

Fuck-ing choke her

Make

Her

Suf-fer and Diiiieeeee

END

THIS

NOW

KILL

HER

NOW

END

THIS

NOW

KILL

HER

NOW

Brreeeeeeeeeeee

Choking on her blood

She takes one more final gasp

Bleeding from her eyes

She feels death's cold grasp

Crushing her throat between my hands

I feel the life drain away

When it all comes down to it

Jacks a little bit gay

GRR

EEE-HYUM

There is a rea-son that you're single

There is a rea-soonnnnnn

There is a rea-son that you're single

There is a rea-soonnnnnn

There

Is

A

Rea

Son

OHHHHHHHH